The Star Wars Song

 

No matter where you run, no matter where you hide

You'll never understand the power of the Jedi Knight

Obi-Wan Kenobee bought a Flowbee for his hair

He thought it'd work much better than a bottle of cheap Nair

 

Han Solo may have dents

But he never got into Princess Leia's pants

'Cause she was too busy being such a talker

And making out with her brother Luke Skywalker

Go, Chewy, go! (Ohhh!!)

Go, Chewy, go! (Ohhh!!)

Go, Chewy, go! (Ohhh!!)

 

You may outrun a cop who's got a doughnut filled with radar

But you can't outrun the forces of our evil friend Darth Vader

R2-D2 and C-3PO are having cyber sex

But when you throw an Ewok in, it gets a bit complex

 

Han Solo may have dents

But he never got into Princess Leia's pants

'Cause she was too busy being such a talker

And making out with her brother Luke Skywalker

Go, Chewy, go! (Ohhh!!)

Go, Chewy, go! (Ohhh!!)

Go, Chewy, go! (Ohhh!!)

 

Yoda will you please come save us?

Yoda that which is the Force

If not ????

Although I could be wrong ????

 

You may think that George Lucas was the dude that's lived the dream

But the archetypal messiers were never what they seem

So go ahead and flip me off and yell until you're hoarse

But don't ever underestimate the power of the Force

 

Darth Vader may have dents

But he never got into Princess Leia's pants

'Cause she was too busy being such a talker

And making out with her brother Luke Skywalker

Go, Chewy, go! (Ohhh!!)

Go, Chewy, go! (Ohhh!!)

Go, Chewy, go! (Ohhh!!)